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after their baby while driving, maybe. I'll give them that a few goes, I'll tell you. But they couldn't go on social media. You can do all those other things, but then you can't go on social media. Also, a lot of jobs are on social media as well, so then they can't get a job. And how are they ever going to meet each other if they can't go on social media? Exactly. I'm sure you will also have people who think it is acceptable for teenagers to be given puberty blockers and have their bits chopped off. Of course. Are they old

enough to make that decision, but to go on Instagram, oh, absolutely no way. You've got kids, Candice. Where do you stand on this? I'm against it. I totally agree with you. I think it's the job of parents, not the state. And I sort of feel like we're in a moment where everyone's sort of going, we love Big Brother, we love Big Brother, come in and do this for us. Actually, I have arguments with this, with people I know my age who are like, no, we need a full-on ban. And if you say to them, but it's what you want for your

child, I might want something different, and they have no respect for it. Well, this is the socialist approach to everything, but certainly to parenting. And you see this with policies at schools. So when kids go to their teachers and say, you know, I think I was born in the wrong body, I want to be a girl or something, we've had these stories of kids turning up at school wearing dresses for the day and then going home in their trousers. And the school's policies don't tell the parents. In other words, this is a classic socialist

kind of communist outlook.