Prince Harry 'Kicked Out' Of America? Visa Bombshell | Plank Of The Week | 26th August 2026

You've got one! LAUGHTER Do you really? I've got one from my wife. OK, all right, all right. Howard's the RFK junior of UK politics. LAUGHTER

I love the junior there, Smiley. Well, he's not exactly kind of a spring chicken, is he? Oh, all right, all right. OK, here we go. Right, I'm talking about RFK, not Howard. By the way, he isn't a spring chicken, but that's another point. Shall we move on to the next nomination?

And, Candice, you've got it. Who is it? Oh, I'm already sick of him. Andy Burnham. So, you were making a point just now. This guy has got this really infuriating schtick. Like, he's a Brit popper, he's cool, it's all about the vibes. But actually, underneath it, there's a very hard-faced,

sour socialism. He will go hard left, this guy, he will. So, a few days ago, the Conservatives did a little bit of digging into their mansion tax policy that they announced in November. And they discovered that part of it is they will allow inspectors to invade people's homes to basically assess whether or not

the house is worth enough... The mansion tax police. Yes! We are the police, let us in. And if you don't, you get a 200-quid fine. Yes, so the states are basically allowing... Welcome to North Korea. Yes!

Letting the states' goons invade your house and basically start measuring the curtains. I mean, are they trying to start some new sort of peasants' revolt? I think they are. I'll tell you what, though, Peter, it's very clear to me about this. If you get the mansion tax police knocking on your door...