"Prince Harry Has Put His Family In Danger" | Security Fears | Plank Of The Week | 3rd Sep 2026

Yeah, now everything, well I mean it's a trick that all these processed food companies do is they make the food as soft as possible because that means that you eat it really quickly and then you eat even more of it because it went down so quickly. Oh, so you had better food generally because you had to go down the field and pull it down the ground. Yeah, it wasn't all processed rubbish, so.

Everyone's very crude. They were the days. Yeah, what were they like, actually? Oh, will you give it up? In every show I'm on, he does this. Right, okay.

You might even have a story about carrots pulled out of the ground. The 60s was a great period for style. I still think they looked amazing. Maybe you've asked Justin Lee Collins about the turnips. I don't think anyone talks to him anymore, do you? Candice, it's your next plank of the week, please.

It's the Greens again, but the Greens, Carla Denya. So she's had burnout apparently. She's back. She's relentlessly documented it on social media, like the millennial she is. She's posted a lot of wistful pictures of herself recovering from burnout. I think most of us just think, same, Carla, same, but it's your party that makes us feel

miserable, frustrated, and exhausted, and we get no time off from you. She got 15 weeks fully paid leave. Yes, who else gets that? Well, like Starmer, he just quit after he'd got all his holiday pay, you know what I mean? They really milk it, don't they? They do.

They're ruthless, these people. I've done a little bit of research on this, guys, because I thought, imagine how many out-of-office emails that is, and I thought, it's 105 days. It's about 4,200 out-of-office emails. That's 90 grand a year she gets, so that's about 25 grand that she's earned.